There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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