Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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