So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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