You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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