You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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