you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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