how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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