Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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