And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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