If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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