wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
