doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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