I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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