i permit you to call me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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