a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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