I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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