You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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