problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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