I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
