we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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