Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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