Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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