She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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