that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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