I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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