I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
