sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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