with your own penis?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I would ride that face into the sunset
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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