that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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