Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
send nudes
from the living room?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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