i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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