ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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