he wants to bone in the snuggie
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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