I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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