so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Is that strawberry winking at me??
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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