Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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