Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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