I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
