Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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