You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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