So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
so much tequila, so little girl.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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