i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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