some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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