just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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