Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
This is my gift to your gina
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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