Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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