Don't you send me to vm
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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