brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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