plz talk dirty to me
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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