weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize