Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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