Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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