You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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