i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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