no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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